The Time is Nigh..............

.........to get BUFF.

This blog is to support my wrestling exploits. Jonny at GPW has told us we need to get in shape, as folk don't want to pay £9 of their hard earned cash to watch blobs in the ring.

Yeah, wrestling training is hardcore shit, but it's only 3 hours a week and that won't cut it!

Somehow I'm back up to 11 and half stone. 'Somehow' meaning a huge and out of control dairy binge due to a terrible almighty vegan FAIL.

So I've sorted out my diet, joined a decent gym and am all set to get this mission ACCOMPLISHED!

I'm going to chronicle my successes and inevitable failures on here to keep me motivated. I'm going to post progress pics to chart my rise from rotund to ripped! I'm going do this shit and rise mighty and triumphant!! Rah!

My new gym has plenty of kick ass classes I'm going to sample and I'm hoping to get a few Deck o Cards ( look it up!) workouts in as well. Did my first one of those at wrestling on Sunday, FUUUCK! Although after I had smashed the full 52 cards one of the guys asked me if I was in the military! Boo- yah!! Now I just need the physique to match......

So, tried Bodypump for this first time last week. Bit weird to get used to at first with all the fiddling round with weights....AND I felt a total tit during the dumbbell section when I realized that I had fucking BABY weights or something...but yeah, it was good. Hard. Painful! Clearly doing something.

Mondays are a massive NO-NO as far as training is concerned, it takes me so long to get over Wrestling on Sunday that often I can't train Tuesday as well, as is today. All that boinging off those hard ropes has left me with a fat, bruised back. Nice!

So tomorrow will be next. Gonna hit the Body Pump and then the Body Combat straight after.

LET'S AVE IT!

Also, doing FLIP BUMPS in wrestling on Sunday. Basically flipping up In the air and landing on your back. On the hard floor of the ring.

Will I ever be bruiseless again???? It's bloody Xmas season gonna look like a right dirty old crack wench in my party frock!